Cherious, Eater of worlds was intended to be intimidating, but the blog mocks the creator for choosing a name that's way too close to "Cheerios".This post points out that "Dryass" is not a great name for a monster that's supposed to be an intimidating world destroyer.Stealth Parody: The blog has occcasionally featured stealth parodies of bad cards, but they tend to be deleted if the creators find out - the blog is intended for unintentionally bad cards.Smurfing: The blog has featured a Gideon card where almost every word in the text has been replaced with "Gideon".This post criticizes a land that can let you repeatedly tap your opponent's creatures and keep them from doing much and getting to have fun.The blog points that this is not a fun mechanic, highlighting that it's bad for the multiplayer format Commander in particular. Portal Through the Eternities has the ability to create a subgame and give you the ability to switch back and forth between the main game and the subgame.The post on Blissful Dreams points out that the card combines the storm mechanic with extra turns, both of which tend to attract hate, and mentions that using the card will probably make everyone hate you.There was even a post that called out the large number of "rouge" cards. Rouge Angles of Satin: Many, many of the featured cards have misspellings, including "rouge" (rogue) and "angle" (angel) have appeared.Night Crawler 's flavor text is supposed to represent one of its victims being Laughing Mad, but the laughter is too goofy to be scary.Dryass, World destroyer is also a victim of a goofy name ruining any attempt to be intimidating. The card Cherious, Eater of worlds was clearly intended to be intimidating, but the blog couldn't take it seriously because the name was too similar to "Cheerios". MST: The blog posts bad custom cards and adds commentary that pokes fun at them.He's featured in the logo and in the background. Mascot: Foegod, a creature with a silly name and ridiculous abilities, was the first card featured on the blog and became its mascot. Luck-Based Mission: Taken to extremes with The Luck of Death, which turns games of Magic into literal coin flips.He can also heal you, but this ability is even worse than the damage-dealing ones. His +1 deals 2 damage to an opponent, which is underwhelming, and even if you get to use his ultimate (which under normal conditions requires you to wait three turns and hope you survive and Doctor Doom doesn't take damage or get removed), your payoff is an underwhelming 8 damage to one opponent. For that cost you'd expect some impressive abilities, but all he can really do is deal damage. To cement her as useless, this is her only ability, and her stats are terrible for her cost. Unfortunately, she has three blue mana in her casting cost, so if you really need that ability, you can't cast her in the first place. Vorgyn of the Blue Moon 's ability makes blue cards less mana intensive.Joke Character: While most of the power level issues come from overpowered cards, a few of the featured creatures are unintentional joke creatures.note The blog claims that there are only two blue creatures with haste, which doesn't take into account that there are a few blue/red creatures with haste, and "blue creatures" does not exclude multicolored creatures whose colors include blue.
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